January 2012
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
Cambio de idioma.....!
Inicialmente pensé en este espacio (blog) acá en tumblr para mis amigos que solo entienden el idioma de Shakespeare; pero sus visitas fueron muy pocas…así que regreso al hogar para poder escribir solo en español….uf..que alivio…mi inglés no era muy bueno.
June 2010
1 post
March 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
1 post
September 2009
10 posts
August 2009
67 posts
Who´s the boss?
The brain:
Today I will begin the day, thinking a lot.
The eyes: We´ll have to see that.
The nose:
Can I smell that brain activity?
The ears:
What are we listening? Are all gone crazy? Since when senses can talk?
The mouth:
Some individuals believe they have some attributes.
The man:
keep quiet ... it's two in the morning!
His wife in the middle of a dream:
Today I will be the boss in this place. The boss, the boss.....the boss....the boss!
The man and his watch
Man in a hurry: Oh! I´m late. (Looking at his watch).
His watch: I can give you the time but not a solution to your problems.
Man in a hurry:
I do not want a solution now, I want more time.
His watch:
Okay, you give permission to wind back my hands.
Man in a hurry: That is not a solution!
His watch:
You wanted more time, not a solution.
Man in a hurry:
Stupid machine!
HIs watch:
So are men, they run and still do not know what they want.
“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like...”
– Ben Hecht
“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
– Groucho Marx
Swiss watches.......! →
